Fact #4
Phone holsters should be banned. Abusers should be shot.
Fact #3
You’re not a fan boy for owning Apple products. It means you like products that work 100% of the time and have better taste.
Fact #2
People who say “like a boss” are generally not bosses. On the other hand calling yourself a “bawse” while drunk is totally acceptable.
Fact
100% of people think less of you when you use the Comic Sans font.
Black Lesbians
Stop dressing like unfashionable hoodlums. At least wear a fresh durag, y’all fucking up my fantasies.
What’s up with people on twitter acting like they are holier than thou. I know you, stop posting bible verses and Ralph Marston. You’re not fooling any one.
Also, stop posting rise and grind every morning. Y’all don’t do shit with your days.
